a small ass town where old ladies GOSSIP about the little sluts who walk around thinking they are the shit. Where everyone knows you somehow because of your reputation. AKA..migoland!
Fellsmere:"OYYEEEEE, MIRALA"..IRALA IRALA..AYYY NOOOOOOO manches...."adivina quien se fuecon el novio?".."ya se la robaron?"..tan chiquilla y ya...
“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
A crude slang term for someone who dives headfirst into disgusting or humiliating messes, especially muddy or dirty situations, and acts in an uncouth, gross, or shameless manner—often loudly farting and showing no concern for dignity.
“He jumped into the mud and started farting—what a pellsmear.”
“Don’t be a pellsmear—have some dignity.”
“They were acting like total pellsmears, rolling around and farting in the dirt.”
“Only a pellsmear would make that kind of mess and laugh about it.”
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.