a small ass town where old ladies GOSSIP about the little sluts who walk around thinking they are the shit. Where everyone knows you somehow because of your reputation. AKA..migoland!
Fellsmere:"OYYEEEEE, MIRALA"..IRALA IRALA..AYYY NOOOOOOO manches...."adivina quien se fue con el novio?".."ya se la robaron?"..tan chiquilla y ya...
“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
A crude slang term for someone who dives headfirst into disgusting or humiliating messes, especially muddy or dirty situations, and acts in an uncouth, gross, or shameless manner—often loudly farting and showing no concern for dignity.
“He jumped into the mud and started farting—what a pellsmear.”
“Don’t be a pellsmear—have some dignity.”
“They were acting like total pellsmears, rolling around and farting in the dirt.”
“Only a pellsmear would make that kind of mess and laugh about it.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"