Pellsmear

A crude slang term for someone who dives headfirst into disgusting or humiliating messes, especially muddy or dirty situations, and acts in an uncouth, gross, or shameless manner—often loudly farting and showing no concern for dignity.

“He jumped into the mud and started farting—what a pellsmear.”
“Don’t be a pellsmear—have some dignity.”
“They were acting like total pellsmears, rolling around and farting in the dirt.”
“Only a pellsmear would make that kind of mess and laugh about it.”

Pellsmear by Simon decker April 15, 2026

Pellster 

Someone who takes really tiny dabs, or "baby dabs"

That guy is such a pellster, look at how small that dab is

Pellster by LensJiren August 17, 2021

Fellsmear 

When your shit log is so big, it falls to the side and smears your butt cheek.

My log was so big, it put a fellsmear on my butt cheek.

Fellsmear by Paulkout May 15, 2025