Pellsmear
A crude slang term for someone who dives headfirst into disgusting or humiliating messes, especially muddy or dirty situations, and acts in an uncouth, gross, or shameless manner—often loudly farting and showing no concern for dignity.
“He jumped into the mud and started farting—what a pellsmear.”
“Don’t be a pellsmear—have some dignity.”
“They were acting like total pellsmears, rolling around and farting in the dirt.”
“Only a pellsmear would make that kind of mess and laugh about it.”
“Don’t be a pellsmear—have some dignity.”
“They were acting like total pellsmears, rolling around and farting in the dirt.”
“Only a pellsmear would make that kind of mess and laugh about it.”
Pellsmear by Simon decker April 15, 2026
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