Pellsmear

A crude slang term for someone who dives headfirst into disgusting or humiliating messes, especially muddy or dirty situations, and acts in an uncouth, gross, or shameless manner—often loudly farting and showing no concern for dignity.

“He jumped into the mud and started farting—what a pellsmear.”
“Don’t be a pellsmear—have some dignity.”
“They were acting like total pellsmears, rolling around and farting in the dirt.”
“Only a pellsmear would make that kind of mess and laugh about it.”

Pellsmear by Simon decker April 15, 2026

Pellster 

Someone who takes really tiny dabs, or "baby dabs"

That guy is such a pellster, look at how small that dab is

Pellster by LensJiren August 17, 2021

Fellsmear 

When your shit log is so big, it falls to the side and smears your butt cheek.

My log was so big, it put a fellsmear on my butt cheek.

Fellsmear by Paulkout May 15, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004