Definitions by Paulkout

Fellsmear 

When your shit log is so big, it falls to the side and smears your butt cheek.

My log was so big, it put a fellsmear on my butt cheek.

Fellsmear by Paulkout May 15, 2025

First Down 

10 yards of toilet paper needed to wipe your ass after a very messy bowel movement.

After an hour of constant diarrhea and ass wiping, he made a first down in the bathroom.

First Down by Paulkout May 14, 2024

Deuces Wild 

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

Deuces Wild by Paulkout September 25, 2021

Knuckle Dip 

An accidental action that occurs when butt wiping. Usually occurs when one unknowingly has clogged the toilet, wipes his arse, and accidentally touches the water with one's knuckles.

I didn't know the toilet got clogged after my courtesy flush, so when I wiped my ass, I did a knuckle dip.

Knuckle Dip by Paulkout December 7, 2020