Feldpouch

A slang word for vagina.

Jeez, whose feldpouch smells like eggs?

Quit fingering your feldpouch and get over here.

Kid: How was I made?

Mom: Your daddy loved me a lot so he stuck it in my feldpouch.

by nd3football42 July 5, 2009

femdouche

Femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the classic male douchebag. Femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an Instagram, hash tagged with several things such as "#FitSpo" "#traininsane" "#Fitfam" etc. Femdouches thrive off Instagram likes and retweets.

femdouche Seltering fitness fit female douche douchebag Instagram gram likes likeforlike shedouche Jen selter abs Fitfam traininsane

by Lapinksi November 20, 2013

Fedouche

The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.

Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.

Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.

by ajt313 August 25, 2011

fedouche

fe-douche (pronounced feh-doosh): A heterosexual white male who thinks he looks artsy and hip becuase he is wearing a fedora.

Check out that Fedouche over there playing guitar. Nice chuck taylors, fag!

by Bro King Scott September 7, 2010

Fedouchiary

the practice of misleading clients on financial imperatives

You see Micheal Swanswon on C-SPAN. That guy is a marvel of Fedouchiary practice.

by Goldendouche April 27, 2010

Feldmoch

To lick the perineum (or taint/gooch) during the act of fellatio.

This girl started to give me awesome head, but then she wouldn't stop feldmoching me.

by germandude123123 September 25, 2010

felpouch

The kind of guy you'll remember all your life. Felpouch has a very beautiful mustache and a charisma that no one else can challenge.

Omg did u see the the guy over there ? His name is Felpouch !

by anonymous November 21, 2021