Feldpouch

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Jeez, whose feldpouch smells like eggs?

Quit fingering your feldpouch and get over here.

Kid: How was I made?

Mom: Your daddy loved me a lot so he stuck it in my feldpouch.

Feldpouch by nd3football42 July 5, 2009

femdouche

Femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the classic male douchebag. Femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an Instagram, hash tagged with several things such as "#FitSpo" "#traininsane" "#Fitfam" etc. Femdouches thrive off Instagram likes and retweets.

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femdouche by Lapinksi November 20, 2013

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Fedouche

The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.

Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.

Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.

Fedouche by ajt313 August 25, 2011

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fedouche

fe-douche (pronounced feh-doosh): A heterosexual white male who thinks he looks artsy and hip becuase he is wearing a fedora.

Check out that Fedouche over there playing guitar. Nice chuck taylors, fag!

fedouche by Bro King Scott September 7, 2010

Fedouchiary

the practice of misleading clients on financial imperatives

You see Micheal Swanswon on C-SPAN. That guy is a marvel of Fedouchiary practice.

Fedouchiary by Goldendouche April 27, 2010

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Feldmoch

To lick the perineum (or taint/gooch) during the act of fellatio.

This girl started to give me awesome head, but then she wouldn't stop feldmoching me.

Feldmoch by germandude123123 September 25, 2010

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felpouch

The kind of guy you'll remember all your life. Felpouch has a very beautiful mustache and a charisma that no one else can challenge.

Omg did u see the the guy over there ? His name is Felpouch !

felpouch by anonymous November 21, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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