Fe-louch: A couch or bench purchased or installed for the sole purpose of performing Fellatio. This would include tiled benches in walk-in showers, futons, love seats or full couches. Fellouchs are typically used to increase the pleasure of the Fellated due to angle adjustment ability and improve the comfort of the Fellator by having a place to sit while maintaining correct posture/angle.
Peter was super excited to try the new Fellouch that was recently installed in during his bathroom remodel.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.