felber 

a being whom wears tight ass pants. has a big UC. and loves gay bands like Scary Kids Scaring Kids.

libby take those felber pants off, faggot.

you're being so gay. you're acting like felber

felber by em-bem January 27, 2009

Tegan felber

Wow this girl isn’t amazing. She is such a good friend and will always be there. She sometimes gets down on herself but then picks herself back up. She is loved by so so many people. Everyone fights over hanging with her. She has medium brown curly hair and she is short. She is amazing and you better hope you have one in your life.

Wow is that Tegan felber? Damn she gorgeous

Tegan felber by Lillig33 April 16, 2019

Ferbert 

To blow a a fart noise with your mouth on someone's skin.

Things were getting too serious with my girlfriend so I ferberted her belly to make her laugh.

Ferbert by Ferlin September 22, 2012

felgercarb 

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.

Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.

felgercarb by catdeville December 21, 2014

Feldercarb 

An expletive used by the characters of Battlestar Galactica that refers to the putrid and crusty black grime that would accumulate on various pieces of machinery and required scraping off during maintenance. Possibly Battlestar-speak for bullshit.

"The XO wants a full report from you about the fight in the mess hall on his desk by morning."
"Hey, I spent all night confined to quarters already, and Tyrol was out of the infirmary in a couple hours. This is a load of feldercarb."

Feldercarb by redhex September 8, 2006

felkerising 

To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.

Facebook User felkerising:
love them flavor points lmao
and had rage up the yen yang lol

felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015

don felder 

Lead Guitarist for the Eagles. A dag gum Legend.

That solo in Hotel California makes me understand that my life is obsolete; Who wrote that?

Don Felder.

don felder by Emilio Umbriaco May 25, 2007