Fecosystem
The universal worldwide network of toilets and those who use them; dominated by apex defecators that roam the land destroying toilets.
Man I thought I was a fecosystem heavyweight from my chili, sour cream and cilantro goose burgers, but I think I'm outclassed, someone just exploded the toilet in that bathroom. Must have been an apex defecator. They scare the shit out of me. Hang on....let me check my pants.
Fecosystem by Chunkmastarr January 12, 2026
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