Definitions by Chadstick

blext 

A blanket text sent to a number of people at the same time without them knowing who else it was sent to.

I'm going to send out a blext to my crew to see who is out and about tonight.

blext by chadstick March 12, 2010

iStare 

The extended, unconscious, uncomfortable gaze someone gives you when they are talking on their mobile phone or listening to their iPod.

I thought this dude was checking me out, but thankfully it was just an iStare.

iStare by chadstick May 26, 2009

phodown 

Upon receiving the same e-mail, two or more people simultaneously unsheathing their blackberries from their holsters (like wild west gunfighters) in an attempt to be the first to read it.

We were all sitting in a meeting and as soon as the e-mail from corporate went out there was a massive phodown in the board room.

phodown by chadstick April 30, 2009

gaymaker 

A punch delivered by a gay male in a girlish fashion.

I saw a fight between a couple gay guys and they were pulling hair and throwing gaymakers left and right.

gaymaker by Chadstick January 12, 2008

dry puss

The term given to a condition preventing someone from having fun or being enthusiastic.

He's not going out tonight--must have a serious case of dry puss.

dry puss by Chadstick January 12, 2008

ecosystem 

The environment created in your pants/shorts after sweating for an extended period of time.

After going 36 holes on a hot day an ecosystem had developed in my shorts.

ecosystem by Chadstick January 12, 2008