When one defacates and urinates into a tube sock, and swings it around to give someone a very unpleasant surprise.
Mainly performed throughout penitentaries.
The Lesser known Fecalbottom. a less developed version of a Figglebottom. The main differences are the presence of a stable grindset. one who cultivates the path of hegemonic masculinity but has yet to be reach 1st enlightenment and lose their lust. One can try to obtain enlightenment thru abstinence of masturbation for 5 fortnights
The Fecalbottom was a small frog in a big well. they never knew how much higher they could go
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.