Feauxto

A photographic image that has been manipulated in a computer beyond all recognition; a photo that doesn't look like a photo.

That gorgeous picture of your girlfriend has been through so much Photoshop that it's practically a feauxto.

by Melissa Juvan April 11, 2008

Fauxtoshoot

When you take photos of your friends/fam just to capture some trap bitches in the background to mock later.

Me & David had a Fauxtoshoot on the bridge to get pics of that trick walking behind us!

by tonymadman January 20, 2017

Fauxtographer

A person who tries to jump on the photography band-wagon by "Pointing-and-shooting" hundreds of terrible pictures, which they will upload to myspace in an album titled "My Photography", "My Art", or "Critique My work". Always followed up by the person adding "Photography" to their General section, or adding "Photography is my life..." to their About Me.

Bulletin posted at 5;34 by Jake: "Guys check out my photography"
Bulletin posted at 5: 41 by Jake: "C'mon guys I'm a photographer now, check it out"

Joseph: Jake the composition of your pictures are terrible... It looks like you just pointed your camera at whatever flowers or animals or graffiti you saw.... Plus half of them are out of focus, and as it got darker, you didn't change your exposure settings and these pictures didn't come out at all... It looks to me like you are a pseudo-photographer, a fauxtographer.

by Joseph is vegan August 6, 2007

Fauxtombo

A keyboard warrior with low esteem

''All he does is tweet and complain with no affirmative action in real life''

''Yea, that's a fauxtombo

by therealisbaaaaaaack February 8, 2019

fauxtopia

Absurd existential successor to dystopia

Fauxtopia is the delusionally optimistic existence we create after a soul-crushing experience.

by tomorrowtomorrow May 5, 2017

Fauxtographer

A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!

Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.

by Lightmaster-Cdawg January 28, 2009

Feauxbo

One acting in a manner that would make others believe they are homeless and down on their luck and need money, when in fact they are simply shady, scum-sucking scam artists.

The joker holding a cardboard sign on every corner who actually has a better car and house than you do and works in shifts with other feauxbos to bilk the kindhearted out of their hard-earned money.

by Yakimaniacal April 9, 2012