Featurism 

The name (created by Tee Noir) for the idea that Eurocentric features (slim nose, high cheekbones, and loose curls) are more favorable than Afrocentric features (coily hair, wide nose, dark skin).

“Because of featurism, the only wide spread representation of black women in the media are light-skinned women with loose curls and light eyes.”

Featurism by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021

creeping featurism 

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.

Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.

creeping featurism by Imagineer G June 18, 2013

fanny features 

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

fanny features by annonXD October 16, 2008

legacy features 

The most basic features of a product such as a video game where companies wouldn't want to implement for the most idiotic or unknown reasons, resorting to call them "legacy features".

Player: "Where is the scoreboard and VOIP for this shooting game that the franchise had for over 20 years!?" -
Dev: "Those are legacy features, son."

legacy features by Brutalfield2042 January 20, 2022

cunt features 

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

cunt features by Shell555 January 5, 2007

featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.

Office is affected by featuritis!!

featuritis by Taliesin_the_Evildragoon May 6, 2008

twat features 

A person with facial features that resemble a twat

1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!

twat features by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006