featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.

Office is affected by featuritis!!

featuritis by Taliesin_the_Evildragoon May 6, 2008

featuristics 

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.

He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.

featuristics by Patricia B. January 14, 2008

Flatulitis 

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

Flatulitis by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Flatulitis 

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.

Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.

Flatulitis by Gas Queen March 1, 2011

Futuritis 

The condition among twenty-somethings where the prospect of committing to anything (usually a relationship, though can also be a home purchase etc.. Grad school, btw, is a notable exception because it is itself often a way of avoiding the future.) causes a flare up in a passive-aggressive avoidance response, ultimately leading to a break-up/blow-up.

(Disclaimer: Futuritis technically means inflammation of the future. Deal with it, language Nazis.)

Ladyfriend Jane: I don't understand why John doesn't want me to move to Philadelphia.
Platonic Manfriend Pete: Jane, you're both 25 and you've been dating for three years. John's got futuritis; there's no way he wants you to move in with him, but he's never going to tell you that. Because he wants to give the business to some other skanks.
LFJ: John can suck my dick.
PMP: Indeed.

Futuritis by larrychoiceman August 21, 2009

Chronic Flatulitis 

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

Chronic Flatulitis by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

Flatulitis 

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

Flatulitis by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019