Featureman

featureman is a senile old man who cooks absolutely disgusting and drinks rootbeer straight from the two leader leaving behind food chunks at all. The result of being a virgin in your 80s, someone should have put him in a retirement home as soon as he started using pasta sauce mayo and sweet relish as salad dressing. (see gif for a common reaction to his cooking)

Wife: What should we have for dinner?

Husband: I was thinking we could try this new Featureman recipe

Wife: *begins packing bags*

by ForkCartel January 27, 2022

Featureable

Able to get featured.

Such as the kind of video which can get featured on youtube.

Whatthebuck was obviously highly featureable. Unlike that ScaryDAve guy at the thechurchofdave channel.

by thechurchfodave July 17, 2009