featuristics 

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.

He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.

featuristics by Patricia B. January 14, 2008

featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.

Office is affected by featuritis!!

featuritis by Taliesin_the_Evildragoon May 6, 2008