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flatulette 

Small measure of lady fart... Seen to be cheeky and in no way comparative to the male counterpart
Woops, please excuse me... that may ave been a flatulette, nothing more though... hee hee...
flatulette by kegmar August 8, 2009

Featureless Crotch 

When someone's crotch has no genitals.
I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.
Featureless Crotch by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

featureless crotch 

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.
*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*
featureless crotch by Victorio115 January 20, 2020

Featureless Ar-15 

An Ar-15 rifle that does not have any assault style features such as a pistol grip, flash hider, forward grip, adjustable stock, bayonet lug, threaded barrel, or collapsible/telescoping stock.
A Featureless Ar-15 is allowed to have a magazine release in the state of California

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026