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invetro fertilization 

To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.
Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring
invetro fertilization by Mdlily February 2, 2009

Invitro Fertilization 

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone
Dave is an invitro fertilization.

fertilization 

When a guy pulls-out of a girl or another guy (just as he's about to splooge), cums onto their bush, then proceeds to rub it in their pubes and shampoo their crotch.
"Fuck, *moans*, it's time for fertilization, baby!"
"Oooh, sweet leapin' Jesus! My bush is gonna be larger than a weeping willow!"
fertilization by skamocker086 April 17, 2004

failization 

a realization that two people failed,
one right after the other
that was an EPIC failization!
failization by gman979 October 19, 2009

in vit-bro fertilization 

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

optical-fertilization 

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her
optical-fertilization by mike hunt December 1, 2003