Fchat 

an abbreviation for the the chat function on Facebook.

"This guy wont leave me alone! He keeps trying to talk to me on fchat all the time!"- suzie

Fchat by Southernbelle1 December 4, 2010

fchat 

An abbreviation for free chat.

I can meet new friends on fchat.

fchat by gerx October 23, 2018

fhat meme

A fhat meme is a very good meme, which will not die in the forseeable future.

"Wow, Abdul Al Fatan, that's a fHAT meme!"

fhat meme by JamubiusfHAT November 20, 2017

fcat

Fucking Crappy Ass Test given to students in Florida. It was made to fuck up everyone's lives, even teachers.

Student: Man I failed the damn FCAT.
Teacher: That's nothing. I got fired.

fcat by Bakalaka October 9, 2006

FWHAT 

FUCK! what?

"I am pregnant and it's yours"
"FWHAT?

FWHAT by ACORTZZZ January 6, 2023

FCAT

Florida Children Are Tortured

All year long Floridian students are taught what they will see on the FCAT. The schools are graded by the average score a school gets on the FCAT. FCAT really means, Florida Comprehensive Assesment Test. Instead of caring so much about the FCAT we should be thinking about more standardized tests (as in a standard to the nation, not Florida) such as the SAT and ACT. And that is a FACT.

Bob:FCAT is tomorrow.
Dylan: I hate the FCAT, it's so lame. There is too much pressure put into it.

FCAT by MightY(ConFed) March 12, 2008

fchan

A message board for posting images and flash files, done in the spirit of 4chan, but with many more restrictions and much lower posting volume. One such restriction was a "Do Not Post" or DNP list, where artists could ask that their work not be posted, theoretically to lessen arguments, disputes, threats, and drama.

The board began strong under an admin going by the name of Sage Freehaven. Things ran relatively smoothly, as Freehaven had a diplomatic manner and attempted to get all parties involved in a dispute to calm down.

Unfortunately, Freehaven soon lost internet access due to various factors, and appointed a pair of mods to replace him, Sage Nadia and Xenofur. While Xenofur was slightly reasonable, Nadia was brusque, short with people, and often downright rude. Her typical response to an argument was to tell the posters "Shut up and fap." This soon changed to threats of banning, and then frequent bannings. At one point, the entire site was taken down until the site's IRC channel could be reclaimed, as an "incentive" to force the site's users to help.

Nadia currently claims full ownership of Fchan, and has removed any possible references to Freehaven. Under her guidance, Fchan's DNP has swelled to huge proportions as her manner fails to quell fights and thus artists become upset or angry. The rules have also grown much longer and nitpicking, with several arbitrary boardsplits, and blatantly nonsensical definitions of what can and can not be posted, mostly owing to Nadia's personal beliefs and preferences, usually with the excuse that she has discussed it at length with the "other mods and many artists".

Currently, Fchan is chaotic and confrontational. The DNP, originally intended to help reduce the number of fights, is now the source of most of them as people accuse others of posting images from artists on the DNP list and argue amongst themselves about said images, whether or not they are in fact DNP, or the validity of the DNP itself. One is required to view the full DNP before posting any file, and check a box saying the file is not created by a DNP artist. (The checkbox must, in fact, be checked even to post a text comment.) At any given time, the front page of the discussion board is composed perhaps 50% of threads asking if or why other threads were deleted, and what new material has been banned.

On Fchan, you can post an image of a dragon raping a ten-year-old foxboy up the ass and gutting him with a jagged piece of glass, but you cannot post an image of an adult foxman smoking marijuana. The administrative staff of Fchan see this as entirely reasonable.

fchan by Anonny Mouse April 14, 2006