Fauxronic

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

Fauxtronica

The genre of most modern music, trying to be electronica and FAILING.

Enter Fauxtronica!

Dave: "Have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas song?"
Jim: "Rock your body?"
Dave: "Yeah, did you like it?"
Jim: "NO ITS SHIT! it tries to be electronica and fails, I call this sort of music Fauxtronica"

by Iliketurtleskid March 7, 2010

fagtronic

A piece of equipment that is so shitty that it is no longer electronic; it is fagtronic.

That computer over there is a fine piece of fagtronica.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

Futronic

Futureisitc Technology. The technology of the future.

Futronic Ninjas are taking over
Lets blast to the past in our futronic time machine.
Im studying Futronics

by ShannonCannon January 18, 2008

Fauxlonial

adj. - used to describe any single family, free standing house built AFTER colonial times in the United States, but still having atavistic design characteristics of actual colonial houses. Somehow this style represents about 80% of current housing stock, thus representing a stagnation in architectural design for the last 232 years.

I'm so sick of looking at fauxlonial crap. I would much rather live in a modern house.

Australia is leading the world in residential design because they are not burdened with propagating fauxlomialism,

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz December 22, 2008

Faptronica

A kind of electronic music made to the style of electronica, where the majority of sounds and samples used resemble the sound of a good, all-round hearty fapping sesh.

I was listening to my favourite internet radio station when a song came on sounding quite like nothing I'd ever heard before. It was structured like electronica, but it sounded like a rather hardcore fapping session, just like the one I'd had. I dubbed it 'Faptronica'.

by Acid Raver October 22, 2008

fauxbonics

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.

Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.

by PimpGangstaPoet April 15, 2009