fauxbonics

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.

Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.

by PimpGangstaPoet April 15, 2009

Fauxronic

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

Fauxtonic relationship

Where one party believes the interaction is platonic, while the other covets more.

Although Jane believes that she and John are just really good friends, it's actually a fauxtonic relationship, as John appears to be waiting for her to see him as boyfriend material.

by Ldkings March 29, 2012

Fauxbonacci Sequence

A Fibonacci Sequence gone terribly awry at some point.

0,1,1,2,3,5,7,12- it's a Fauxbonacci Sequence!

by glacial23 November 5, 2010

fauxnics

any turntable that is not a technics 1200 or 1210.

The club was wangster because it only had fauxnics!

by Ronit Sparkles October 6, 2006