Fauxganic

A product that claims to be organic but is not certified organic.

I wouldn't buy that, it's uncertified organic. It's fauxganic.

by TheLock October 25, 2011

Fauxfanity

Pronounced \fo-"fan-'&-tE\

words that resemble profanity but you aren't using cuss, curse or swear words.

Fauxfanity includes using...
"freak" or "frik" instead of "fuck"
"darn" instead of "damn"
"heck" instead of "hell"
"shoot" or "crap" instead of "shit"
"butt" or "arse" instead of "ass"
"betch" instead of "bitch"
"B.S." instead of "bullshit"

by Donez January 28, 2006

fauxmance

When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.

Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.

by lofosho10 November 11, 2007

fauxmance

A fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.

The purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true sexual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.

It is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major Celebrity couples.

Famous first Hollywood fauxmance
Doris day (Hetro) and Rock hudson ( Gay)

Latest speculated Celebrity fauxmance
Robert Pattinson (Hetro) and Kristen Stewart (unconfirmed)

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Fauxronic

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

fauxrganized

Pretending you have your shit together but in reality you're completely unorganized

The teacher was very fauxrganized because he said he would give the students their tests back on Tuesday but didn't until Friday.

by Lselect October 17, 2011

Fauxancée

Someone who is a fake fiancée.

She tells everyone that she is Brad's fauxancée but he is never going to marry her.

by Momma_1 July 12, 2015