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Fauxmotions 

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Fake emotions or histrionics. The word is comprised of "faux" (French for "fake") and "emotions."

Pronounced: FOH-MOH-shuhns
"Cindi hates Brittney, but acted sooo happy when Brittney got engaged to Cindi's ex-boyfriend."

"Yeah, that Cindi is full of fauxmotions."

"Whatever. They're both whores."
Fauxmotions by CrazyJay November 2, 2011
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Fauxmotion 

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(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.
I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.
Fauxmotion by Vlad the Impaler September 20, 2005

Fauxlationship 

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A relationship that isn't a "real" relationship (i.e. "We're going out. You are my --- and I am your ---"), but attempts to carry on as one, albeit half-heartedly, despite this fact.

Note: this is not the same as people who define their relationship as an "open relationship", as fauxlationships lack sturdy titles of any sort.

This is similar to FWB, except that the "couple" pretends to be more exclusive than they actually are. They may go on "fauxdates" with each other (like a romantic outing to McDonalds). They don't want to commit actual time and money to go on real DATE dates, but they want to occasionally pretend to do so (usually for the sake of one partner's feelings). They might entertain the idea of being in a real relationship with one another, but the idea never comes to fruition.

Fauxlationships almost always carry on for much longer than they need to, and frequently lead to messy "faux-breakups" (wherein it feels like a break up, but they shouldn't be so upset, because they were never actually dating in the first place).
She and I have a lot in common. We go to the same school, we like the same band, we have a class together. We hang out at each other's houses, and we occasionally have sex. I want to date her, but she doesn't LIKE like me, and doesn't want to get tied down. We'll rent movies sometimes, but she doesn't want to go out in public with me in case anybody thinks we're actually going out. I would complain about our fauxlationship, but at least it's sort of like having quality time with her.
Fauxlationship by Aschedjidoi December 4, 2010

Fauxlationship 

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A temporary relationship to relieve emptiness caused by the lack of a real relationship. Also used to describe relationships with no commitment. Not a very responsible idea.
I don't trust her man, it looks like a fauxlationship to me.
Fauxlationship by Mark Sebastian October 10, 2004

fauxmotional 

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The act of being falsely emotional. I.E. being over dramatic or putting up a mask of emotions.
1."I was so tired of Jared's BS during English. He was being so fauxmotional!"

2.
Devon: Why do you have to act like that. Everyone knows you're not really upset.

Shaina: Dude! I AM serious! I was deeply offended!

Devon: Quit being so fauxmotional!
fauxmotional by IndianaJew January 14, 2009

fauxmoticon 

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An emoticon used in a message where the sender does not truly feel the emotion referenced
Katie doesn't really feel that way, that was just a fauxmoticon in that message!

Fauxmotion 

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The act or fact of being raised in position or rank, usually in title only, without compensation, recognition, or monetary gain.
While Mary got a raise, I got a fauxmotion with a better title and no pay raise.
Fauxmotion by Bosrican May 20, 2010
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