n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.
"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."
by Parrish October 26, 2006
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When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.
by vizkiz March 30, 2011
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by Fenixxfey June 27, 2011
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The act of giving a simulated blow job. Fully-clothed, knelt in front of the receiever. Lifelike motions required, sucking sounds optional.
by YBFGOT November 24, 2009
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a blowjob that was received due to helping out said blower or one of their friends, for the sole purpose of getting that blowjob
by Tommy Wis June 14, 2010
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