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Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.
Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt
Faux-CD by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018
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A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.
Faux CD by Actom360 August 18, 2014
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Replacing on the colloquialization of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this word is what the average person experiences over slight irrational nuisances. OCD is a serious diagnosed disorder, while FauxCD is an explanation for everyday quirks.
"Ugh, I hate it when the T.V. volume is at 17, please change it: my FauxCD is killing me"
FauxCD by Belligerent Typing November 20, 2013
When a person has OCD tenancies about certain things. Often with organisation of books and DVDs on a shelf, or where things are placed.
Dude, seriously, Matt has a serious case of FauxCD! Last week he castrated me because I put his mug on the wrong hook in his kitchen!
FauxCD by LaVillaStrangiato July 30, 2011
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