Faux CD

A term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Bro #1: Oh my god, I have such a bad case of OCD. Whenever I see a crunchy-looking leaf, I have to step on it.

Bro #2: Nah, that's bullshit, you've got faux CD.

by Actom360 August 18, 2014

Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

FauxCD

Replacing on the colloquialization of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this word is what the average person experiences over slight irrational nuisances. OCD is a serious diagnosed disorder, while FauxCD is an explanation for everyday quirks.

"Ugh, I hate it when the T.V. volume is at 17, please change it: my FauxCD is killing me"

by Belligerent Typing November 20, 2013

FauxCD

When a person has OCD tenancies about certain things. Often with organisation of books and DVDs on a shelf, or where things are placed.

Dude, seriously, Matt has a serious case of FauxCD! Last week he castrated me because I put his mug on the wrong hook in his kitchen!

by LaVillaStrangiato July 30, 2011