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A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.
John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.
by richippr September 23, 2013
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