fauxbonics

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.

Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.

by PimpGangstaPoet April 16, 2009

fauxbone

noun; a boner-like bulge which occurs while wearing jeans or other pants.

man, i have such a fauxbone right now.

by mitchell perrin June 20, 2008