Fat skirt 

A person who is so fat that they have a skirt made out of fat that covers their crotch.

Bobby has a fat skirt. He could run around naked and it would be legal!

Fat skirt by Mike February 12, 2004

does this shirt make me look fat 

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

does this shirt make me look fat by mike lemon May 3, 2009

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.

"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by BuddyHolly July 7, 2005

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

fat guy in a weezer shirt by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt by poop April 22, 2003

Does this shirt make me look fat 

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

Does this shirt make me look fat by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Does this shirt make me look fat 

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

Does this shirt make me look fat by Not a heather January 16, 2022