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Fat Doinks 

Usally pertaining to fat cocks but sometimes means idiot
Nigga i be smoking them Fat doinks
Fat Doinks by Jikka September 13, 2017

Fat Dink 

A really awesome song that everybody loves and sings in unison, all the time.
Yo man listen to this sweet Fat Dink

"Do the daaannnccee"
"Eat some aannnntttss"
"Put on a new pair a ppaaannnttsss"
"Joust wit a laaannncceee"
"Theres a 100% chhaaannnccee"
"That ima do a daaannncccee"
"Yaaaeeeeeeehhh"
Fat Dink by Mike Bruss January 14, 2008

fat doinks in amish 

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass
yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night
fat doinks in amish by fat doinks December 15, 2022

fat amish doinks 

Super fat, well-rolled blunts
Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.
fat amish doinks by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017

Dink Fat 

A synonym for a Penis, cock and balls, babymaker, wang, chub, twig and berries, tally wacker, pee pee, dinky, weiner, shlong, johnson, dick, fuck stick, mommy daddy button, I could go on but I think you get my point ( no pun intended)!!!!!It is also the Guitarist for the band "Weight of the crown" middle name. Danny "dink-fat" Lilley!!!


Made famous by W.O.T.C and Williamsport Kids!!!!!!!
"Bitch kicked me right in the Dink Fat"!!!

"Thats our guitarist Danny Dink-Fat"!!!

"Shut up or your gettin the Dink-Fat"

"She was cradling my balls and suckin on my Dink-fat"

"I stuck my Dink-fat in to her V-john"
Dink Fat by James Pulizzi January 27, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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