Fatter

One who worships at the Church of Fat run by John R. Lindensmith.

All the Fatters comment John R. Lindensmith every day.

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

Fatter

A lighter that doesn't do much but lazes around all day.

It can be personified to refer to a human being or animal or even a bird.

Bogdan: Hey Mech Adams, can you pass the lighter?

Mech Adams: Oh, that one? That's a fatter.

Joe & McAdams: Sorry, what?

Mech Adams: It doesn't work; it burns neither calories nor cigarettes.

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Joe: Hey, let's work on the assignment tomorrow.
Donald: Sure, I'll find someone on Fiverr.
Joe: You fucking fatter.

by momalord March 5, 2022

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Fin Barrett is fatter than the earth and space combined

Fin you fatter fuck you ate my cheesecake

by Kalel is trash October 23, 2020

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fattering

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

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When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

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