Fastidiot

Noun

One who is - at the same time - fastidious and idiotic. A Fastidiot will demonstrate a meticulous, sensitive, or even demanding attitude, paying great attention to even the most minute details, while concurrently displaying the idiotic tendencies of a person with a remarkably low intellect and with a poor (even horrendous) capacity for decision-making. Fastidiotic behavior is often demonstrated by individuals exhibiting signs of Stolevrusny.

My buddy Stole is the biggest Fastidiot on the planet. He is a highly-successful professional, he eats healthy and stays super-fit. His car, home and office are all meticulously clean and people joke that he lives an almost monastic existence. And then, every f-ing weekend the guy takes some insane off-ramp straight into the abyss, making decisions as if he is a homeless guy living on the street with no consequences for his actions.

by Dr. Gibberish January 1, 2023

fastizio

a word made up by Peter Griffin of Family Guy in an effort to show up Brian's drug rehabilitaion therapist.

"Well you, madam, are a fastizio. There, see, I can make up words, too."

by Peter Winchell September 6, 2005

Fatidity

Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat

"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."

by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006

fastidious

an adjective that describes a person or something that is hard to please.

The child's fastidious appetite resulted in the family going to a different restaurant.

by um. December 7, 2003

Fagidiot

Someone who is both a faggot and an idiot

Josh: This barista messed up my coffee again... I told him many times, no whipped cream, but he won't listen. The coffee is disgusting. I'm done with Starfucks.
Dave: Must be one of them fagidiots who add whipped cream to hint to customers they'd like their whipped cream in their mouth

by OffBeatDrummer October 25, 2020

Fastigio

A thot and annoying person. Who can't ever mind their own business

Leave me alone, you are such a fastigio

by chorizon May 8, 2015

Farsitidiot

This word means this person is farther than an idiot so instead of calling them an idiot you call them a Farsitidiot

Other meanings: A person that is an idiot and farts a lot

Billy is a Farsitidiot

Bro, you are so dumb I can't even call you an idiot you're a Farsitidiot

by Suburbandictionary2 October 11, 2020