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festigio
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Fastigio • fastidious • Fasticious • Fastidiotypocrite • Fastegio • Fastidiot • fastidious moment • Fastisio • fastizio • festigio
fastizio
a word made up by Peter Griffin of Family Guy in an effort to show up Brian's drug rehabilitaion therapist.
fastizio by Peter Winchell September 6, 2005
Fastidiot
Noun
One who is - at the same time - fastidious and idiotic. A Fastidiot will demonstrate a meticulous, sensitive, or even demanding attitude, paying great attention to even the most minute details, while concurrently displaying the idiotic tendencies of a person with a remarkably low intellect and with a poor (even horrendous) capacity for decision-making. Fastidiotic behavior is often demonstrated by individuals exhibiting signs of Stolevrusny.
One who is - at the same time - fastidious and idiotic. A Fastidiot will demonstrate a meticulous, sensitive, or even demanding attitude, paying great attention to even the most minute details, while concurrently displaying the idiotic tendencies of a person with a remarkably low intellect and with a poor (even horrendous) capacity for decision-making. Fastidiotic behavior is often demonstrated by individuals exhibiting signs of Stolevrusny.
My buddy Stole is the biggest Fastidiot on the planet. He is a highly-successful professional, he eats healthy and stays super-fit. His car, home and office are all meticulously clean and people joke that he lives an almost monastic existence. And then, every f-ing weekend the guy takes some insane off-ramp straight into the abyss, making decisions as if he is a homeless guy living on the street with no consequences for his actions.
Fastidiot by Dr. Gibberish January 1, 2023
fastidious
fastidious by um. December 7, 2003
fastidious
uhh...my mom iz on her way home and the place is a lil dirty, so i was fastidious and tidied up tha place
fastidious by Eman9x1x2 January 22, 2009
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