Fassbinder

A god among men

Fassbinder liked cocaine and making films.

Fassbinder by ChivasDunhillsCoke February 22, 2020

fassboner 

n. An intense positive excitement about a performance by German/Irish actor Michael Fassbender.

Did you see Jane Eyre? Yeah, and I popped a total fassboner.

fassboner by mcmcil July 13, 2011

Fassbender 

1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.

2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.

1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.

2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...

Fassbender by AmericanErik January 2, 2012

Fassbender 

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

Fassbender by Flat-tits May 26, 2017

Fasbinder 

A penis that is Hung like a horse. Someone who's penis is too big for girls to fuck.

Did you see that guy? He is like a horse, he once used his Fasbinder to kill a bitch!

Fasbinder by FunkMcMonk March 7, 2009

fassbender 

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

fassbender by Klourklour October 16, 2012

Morgan L. Fassbender 

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.

Morgan L. Fassbender is so talented, he works with both Tarantino and Scorcese at the same time.

Morgan L. Fassbender by kirupa February 15, 2014