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Fassbender 

1. (verb) An attempt to seduce or entice a female into an amorous or sexual situation; often facilitated through an intense, non-verbal stare. Derived from actor Michael Fassbender's powerful performance in the 2011 film Shame.

2. (adjective) To display the qualities of Fassbendering.
1. Last night was a total success - my buddy and I Fassbendered a couple of girls at the bar and woke up in their apartment.

2. Did you see the Fassbender look that handsome guy just gave me? I know who I'm going home with tonight...
Fassbender by AmericanErik January 2, 2012

Fassbender 

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.
Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.
Fassbender by Flat-tits May 26, 2017

fassbender 

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.
1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"
fassbender by Klourklour October 16, 2012

Michael Fastbender 

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.
Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

Morgan L. Fassbender 

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.
Morgan L. Fassbender is so talented, he works with both Tarantino and Scorcese at the same time.
Morgan L. Fassbender by kirupa February 15, 2014

fagfinder 

A bottle rocket that the stick has been removed then a group of people get in a circle. A person then lites the b-rocket and who ever it hits is the fag.
Johny is the queer cause he got hit with the fagfinder
fagfinder by Curt the Shizzle October 2, 2005