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Fascot(noun)
A fascot is an insultive word used to describe one or multiple people that are annoying, embarrassing, and/or purely entitled to their irritative nature with not a single ounce of self-awareness.
Bro in class #1: "So yeah it was just a whole-...oh great, those fuckin' fascots are here."
Bro in class #2: "Huh..? oh, those entitled bitches."
Fascot by SweeetDiz08' January 23, 2025
Words you can keep
Fall asleep on the phone
You tryna fasotp tonight?
Fasotp by Lildickynicky December 1, 2020
Related Words

fashotiesac 

A term coined by a bunch of lads at the Beta Tau Mu frat at UCSD. It is simply a cooler way of saying: "for sure."

The following hazers are members of BTM:

Anthony the Nathaniel Vending Machine,
Jonathan the Bum,
Mayuresh the Irish,
Amer the Plumber,
Julius the Lad,
Christian the Leviathan,
George the Forge,
Sammie the Miami,
Eli the Feline,
Emerson the Jefferson,
Verge the Purge,
Ben the Hen, When, Den.
Mitch the Glitch.
Fashotiesac
fashotiesac by Betataumu May 31, 2018
When two men love eachother and adopt a pigeon
My dad's a big giant fasgots my dad's pigeon
fasgots by Madpeperoni January 9, 2017

fashotho-tho-bud 

In use for agreement and success. A congested way of saying "for sure tho bro."
Often used in excitement or as a good text response.
Betty: Do you want to go to the lil wayne concert with me, nick?

Nick: Oh-o, fashotho-tho-bud!
fashotho-tho-bud by real dealk February 17, 2009

Fiascotic 

A much bigger situation way more unbeleivable then a plain fiasco
"that guys car is fiascotic"

"that shot was fiascotic"
Fiascotic by Josh Larson February 2, 2006

Fascolism 

1. A system of government, truly belonging to neither right nor left, marked by centralization and growth of power under a dictatorship (often of the majority) that purports to advocate increasing economic equality through force, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror, disarmament and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent political correctness, mediocracy and newspeak.
2. A political philosophy, movement, procedure or practice based, advocating or attempting to advance such a system of government.
3. Oppressive, dictatorial control.
Fasciolism describes both the Democratic Party and the Republican Party.

When the only solution is more government, you have fascolism!
Fascolism by Free DWG February 14, 2010
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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