Fascistute 

Noun: Combination of Fascist and Prostitute. Definition; An individual who is a fascist for profit.

Example: See all modern Republican Politicians in the US. (Coined by Dr. K. J. Martin 2023)

See Fascistution.

The Fascistute rejected legislation to raise the minimum wage at the behest of his political donors.

Fascistute by FriarM May 3, 2023

Fascistution 

Verb: The act of prostituting your Political views or power to the highest bidder, while espousing ideologies of fascism in order to enact legislation, law, policies, or leverage economic systems in favor of aforementioned bidder. This often is an act in direct opposition to the desires of an elected officials constituents' best interests, and distracted from through culture wars and othering of minority groups as scapegoats. (Coined by Dr. K. J. Martin 2023)

Example; when Conservatives claim that Drag Queens are "grooming" kids through Drag Queen Story Hour, while simultaneously passing laws that strip women of their right to self autonomy, this is an act of fascistution.

The Governor's fascistution has lead to large tax breaks for several billionaires and major cuts to public education, higher taxes on the working class, and a political smokescreen filled with attacks on trans people, the queer community, and immigrants.

Fascistution by FriarM May 3, 2023

Fascistutocracy 

Fascistutocracy
Noun
A system of government characterized by:
Kleptocratic tendencies: widespread corruption and theft of public resources.
Plutocratic dominance: concentration of power and wealth among a small elite.
Kakistocratic incompetence: governance by the least qualified or most unscrupulous individuals.
Etymology
From "fascist" (authoritarian, nationalist ideology), "prostitute" (one who sells themselves for sex, or some other illicit act), -ocracy (from the Greek "kratos" (κράτος), meaning power or rule).

Synonyms
Authoritarian oligarchy, corrupt plutocracy, kleptocratic regime.

Antonyms
Democracy, meritocracy, transparent governance.

Usage Notes
Fascistutocracy describes a toxic blend of authoritarianism, corruption, and incompetence, where those in power prioritize personal gain over public welfare.
Related Terms
Kleptocracy, plutocracy, kakistocracy, authoritarianism, oligarchy.

"The country's fascistutocracy led to widespread poverty, inequality, and social unrest."

Fascistutocracy by FriarM January 29, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004