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Paradoxiautohuiotheocide
(noun)
The paradoxical act in Christian theology wherein God, through the crucifixion of Jesus, simultaneously commits filicide and self‑sacrifice — killing his own divine son who is consubstantial with himself. Used humorously or pedantically to describe any situation where someone sabotages themselves by sacrificing a part of their identity that is also them.
Etymology: From Greek paradoxon (contrary to expectation), auto (self), huios (son), theos (god), and Latin ‑cide (to kill).
See also:
• Paradoxiautoteknotheocide — variant using teknon (child) instead of huios (son).
• Autogenotheocide — emphasizes “offspring” but risks confusion with genocide.
• Autoparadoxidgenotheocide — maximalist pedantic form: “self‑paradox‑offspring‑god‑killing.”
• Theocide / Deicide — existing terms meaning “killing a god,” but lacking the paradoxical self‑referential nuance.
(noun)
The paradoxical act in Christian theology wherein God, through the crucifixion of Jesus, simultaneously commits filicide and self‑sacrifice — killing his own divine son who is consubstantial with himself. Used humorously or pedantically to describe any situation where someone sabotages themselves by sacrificing a part of their identity that is also them.
Etymology: From Greek paradoxon (contrary to expectation), auto (self), huios (son), theos (god), and Latin ‑cide (to kill).
See also:
• Paradoxiautoteknotheocide — variant using teknon (child) instead of huios (son).
• Autogenotheocide — emphasizes “offspring” but risks confusion with genocide.
• Autoparadoxidgenotheocide — maximalist pedantic form: “self‑paradox‑offspring‑god‑killing.”
• Theocide / Deicide — existing terms meaning “killing a god,” but lacking the paradoxical self‑referential nuance.
"The often cited paradoxiautohuiotheocide found in the New Testament tends to lead extensive debates over the nature of God and Jesus Christ. Paradoxiautohuiotheocide is a contrived convolution derived of the apparent paradox of Jesus Christ being both the son of God and God incarnate. No other express examples of this nature appear in theological mythology, and appears to be unique to the Christian faith. While it is true other mythologies certainly have gods who die, gods who sacrifice themselves, or gods who kill their offspring, no other has constructed it such that the demigod offspring embodies the parental deity leading to the dualistic suicide/filicide/patricide construction as found in the New Testament. It is unique as it fuses three different, yet common, mythological tropes; deity-mortal offspring, incarnation of the deity as a mortal, and self-sacrifice Paradoxiautohuiotheocide perfectly describes this narrative fusion within the Biblical narrative."
by FriarM November 21, 2025
Get the Paradoxiautohuiotheocide mug.Noun: Combination of Fascist and Prostitute. Definition; An individual who is a fascist for profit.
Example: See all modern Republican Politicians in the US. (Coined by Dr. K. J. Martin 2023)
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Example: See all modern Republican Politicians in the US. (Coined by Dr. K. J. Martin 2023)
See Fascistution.
The Fascistute rejected legislation to raise the minimum wage at the behest of his political donors.
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Noun
A system of government characterized by:
Kleptocratic tendencies: widespread corruption and theft of public resources.
Plutocratic dominance: concentration of power and wealth among a small elite.
Kakistocratic incompetence: governance by the least qualified or most unscrupulous individuals.
Etymology
From "fascist" (authoritarian, nationalist ideology), "prostitute" (one who sells themselves for sex, or some other illicit act), -ocracy (from the Greek "kratos" (κράτος), meaning power or rule).
Synonyms
Authoritarian oligarchy, corrupt plutocracy, kleptocratic regime.
Antonyms
Democracy, meritocracy, transparent governance.
Usage Notes
Fascistutocracy describes a toxic blend of authoritarianism, corruption, and incompetence, where those in power prioritize personal gain over public welfare.
Related Terms
Kleptocracy, plutocracy, kakistocracy, authoritarianism, oligarchy.
Noun
A system of government characterized by:
Kleptocratic tendencies: widespread corruption and theft of public resources.
Plutocratic dominance: concentration of power and wealth among a small elite.
Kakistocratic incompetence: governance by the least qualified or most unscrupulous individuals.
Etymology
From "fascist" (authoritarian, nationalist ideology), "prostitute" (one who sells themselves for sex, or some other illicit act), -ocracy (from the Greek "kratos" (κράτος), meaning power or rule).
Synonyms
Authoritarian oligarchy, corrupt plutocracy, kleptocratic regime.
Antonyms
Democracy, meritocracy, transparent governance.
Usage Notes
Fascistutocracy describes a toxic blend of authoritarianism, corruption, and incompetence, where those in power prioritize personal gain over public welfare.
Related Terms
Kleptocracy, plutocracy, kakistocracy, authoritarianism, oligarchy.
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Get the Fascistutocracy mug.An individual or group who is intentionally or unintentional biased against specific fabrics.
Adjective
Characterized by or showing prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against a fabric or fabric type on the basis of their membership in a sheen, color palate, feel, but typically one that is a similar in sound and spelling to something entirely unrelated.
Noun
A person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward fabric on the basis of their membership in a sheen, color palate, feel, but typically one that is a similar in sound and spelling to something entirely unrelated.
"The fabric shop has been targeted by vicious fabricists online"
Adjective
Characterized by or showing prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism against a fabric or fabric type on the basis of their membership in a sheen, color palate, feel, but typically one that is a similar in sound and spelling to something entirely unrelated.
Noun
A person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward fabric on the basis of their membership in a sheen, color palate, feel, but typically one that is a similar in sound and spelling to something entirely unrelated.
"The fabric shop has been targeted by vicious fabricists online"
"That Church is filled with fabricists, their sign is always attacking satin...Be gone Satin, you have no power here." "She is such a fabricist, she said she hated Chiffon, it's so clingy."
by FriarM March 9, 2024
Get the Fabricist mug.Verb: The act of prostituting your Political views or power to the highest bidder, while espousing ideologies of fascism in order to enact legislation, law, policies, or leverage economic systems in favor of aforementioned bidder. This often is an act in direct opposition to the desires of an elected officials constituents' best interests, and distracted from through culture wars and othering of minority groups as scapegoats. (Coined by Dr. K. J. Martin 2023)
Example; when Conservatives claim that Drag Queens are "grooming" kids through Drag Queen Story Hour, while simultaneously passing laws that strip women of their right to self autonomy, this is an act of fascistution.
Example; when Conservatives claim that Drag Queens are "grooming" kids through Drag Queen Story Hour, while simultaneously passing laws that strip women of their right to self autonomy, this is an act of fascistution.
The Governor's fascistution has lead to large tax breaks for several billionaires and major cuts to public education, higher taxes on the working class, and a political smokescreen filled with attacks on trans people, the queer community, and immigrants.
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