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Fascistution 

Verb: The act of prostituting your Political views or power to the highest bidder, while espousing ideologies of fascism in order to enact legislation, law, policies, or leverage economic systems in favor of aforementioned bidder. This often is an act in direct opposition to the desires of an elected officials constituents' best interests, and distracted from through culture wars and othering of minority groups as scapegoats. (Coined by Dr. K. J. Martin 2023)

Example; when Conservatives claim that Drag Queens are "grooming" kids through Drag Queen Story Hour, while simultaneously passing laws that strip women of their right to self autonomy, this is an act of fascistution.
The Governor's fascistution has lead to large tax breaks for several billionaires and major cuts to public education, higher taxes on the working class, and a political smokescreen filled with attacks on trans people, the queer community, and immigrants.
Fascistution by FriarM May 3, 2023
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Fascistutocracy 

Fascistutocracy
Noun
A system of government characterized by:
Kleptocratic tendencies: widespread corruption and theft of public resources.
Plutocratic dominance: concentration of power and wealth among a small elite.
Kakistocratic incompetence: governance by the least qualified or most unscrupulous individuals.
Etymology
From "fascist" (authoritarian, nationalist ideology), "prostitute" (one who sells themselves for sex, or some other illicit act), -ocracy (from the Greek "kratos" (κράτος), meaning power or rule).

Synonyms
Authoritarian oligarchy, corrupt plutocracy, kleptocratic regime.

Antonyms
Democracy, meritocracy, transparent governance.

Usage Notes
Fascistutocracy describes a toxic blend of authoritarianism, corruption, and incompetence, where those in power prioritize personal gain over public welfare.
Related Terms
Kleptocracy, plutocracy, kakistocracy, authoritarianism, oligarchy.
"The country's fascistutocracy led to widespread poverty, inequality, and social unrest."
Fascistutocracy by FriarM January 29, 2025
Related Words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026