Fartsuck
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FartBucks
A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
Related Words
fartsucker • Fartsuck • Fartsuckle • fartfucker • FartBucks • Fartsickle • Farksuck • Fartbuckling • Fartfuckle • Fartnuck
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"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."
"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."
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