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fartboarding 

A form of torture where a prisoner is tied down with a man's asshole hovering less than an inch from his face. The farts will proceed until he cracks and reveals information.
Ron-I'm so glad that they finally banned waterboarding.
Carl-That's just a small victory. They still allow fartboarding.
fartboarding by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011
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Fargo Pop 

verb
1. Considered by the Generals Zero Hour community to be the worst possible moment to "pop" out all of your units from your tunnel because they will face an almost certain death but you do it anyway.
It sure looks like he's going to win after putting in an absolutely crazy performance. Ah wait... he just did a Fargo Pop and lost 6 buses, a Jarmen and a quad. Now it's over, he's thrown the game... gg
Fargo Pop by -DoMiNaToR- June 17, 2020
Tom: Hey, man, did you know that if you hold up a match by your ass and fart, it'll make a huge fireball, with green smoke!

Dick: Nah, dude. That's fartlore. Besides, only 20% of people even have methane in their farts, which is the gas that makes it possible for farts to be flammable in the first place, silly! Now go make me a sandwich.

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.
That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.
fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
A fartjob is a sexual act in which one particularly flatulent individual fully inserts their partners penis into their rectum. No thrusting is involved in a fartjob, otherwise it it simply farty anal sex. Instead, one remains idle sitting on their partners dick, and stimulates to completion using only the vibration of flatulence.
Chet: So my neighbors had me over for dinner, after I had them for burrito night at my place.

Jörg: You sneaky bastard! I see where this is going.

Chet: Yeah after a few drinks Mrs. Steinwald moved from her husbands lap over to mine and my dick was already out.

Jörg: Nice! Mexican food the night before really seals the deal. Was her husband suspicious?

Chet: Not at all! Once she finished the fartjob, Mr. Steinwald plopped right down on my dick for fartjob round 2!
fartjob by Hammer of Jesus October 29, 2018
A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨
“She defends Amber Heard, what a fartlow”

“Eve is in my mentions again, i’ve been fartlow’d”
Fartlow by RightRapid January 4, 2022