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Farts that are so pervasive, they compel jumping out of a window.
Chris gave me a serious case of fartigo after his lunch at Taco Bell.
Fartigo by Chad-zilla May 5, 2011
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A fart so pungent that it causes dizziness (vertigo).
Sean farted in my office and it stunk so bad it gave me fartigo.
fartigo by BlenderStyle June 10, 2011
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A fart so powerful it causes feelings of spinning or swaying, vomiting and difficulty walking.
“My husband’s fart was so vile, it caused a lady on the train to be hospitalized by the sudden onset of fartigo”
Fartigo by Sarah Junko November 23, 2017
Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

fartigan 

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."
fartigan by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010
A Native American person who is constantly eating and farting all the time
That kid crashed out in our computer room is a Fartino
Fartino by Barbara Bush November 16, 2003

fartigan sweater

A fart that creeps upward and becomes trapped in your shirt, warming you at the same time. Later, when you take the shirt off, you get a whiff of the remnants of the fart, like you farted again.
On a chilly winter day, a fartigan sweater is kinda nice, until you take off your shirt later on.
fartigan sweater by stormteam69 April 11, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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