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Often mistaken for a variety of more serious gastrointestinal ailments, fartjam occurs when a fart tries to make its way to freedom but becomes lodged in the complex maze that is your colon. This leads to a build-up of pressure which causes severe stomach pain and bloating. The only cure for fartjam is to remove the blockage by "straining it out". This will result in a very loud, fast moving fart and sudden relief, allowing you to go on about your business.
Dude, my stomach hurt so bad yesterday that I thought I had cancer. Turned out just to be a fartjam, what a relief!!!
Fartjam by KF_Newfie August 20, 2008
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A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.
I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.
fartcam by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020

Fartamage 

The smelly gaseous residue left behind when somebody farts and then walks away.
Bart smiled and walked away, leaving some devastating fartamage in his wake.
Fartamage by Mister Crop Duster December 15, 2011
A musty smell reminiscent of old, rotten ham and farts.
Marissa:"This pool smells like fartham"

Justin:"...................."
Fartham by Gerald Fitzsimmons November 20, 2011

fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.
D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!
fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

Fartjack 

When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.
Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!
Fartjack by smellyjanus January 12, 2010
Farjam is word used to describe the great Persian god Farji. He ruled the world for 200 years before being killed by his own son Farchief.
We read about the persian god today
did you read bout "farjam"?
who?
The great persian god
oh yea.
Farjam by Hebrewbrew March 20, 2013
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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