Farnham 

A town in England that is one hour away from London.
Used in Starcraft: Brood War as a password to enter a room in a Terran Scenario.

"I am going to Farnham today, because it is a town, and not a stupid definition like what that other fucktard Devon said it was."

Farnham by ChaosChronicle August 19, 2006

Farnham 

To be a farnham, is essentially to be the worst at everything. You fail to achieve on every field of play.

Boy, Aaron is quite the farnham. We need to whoop his ass.

Farnham by Deaner August 23, 2004

farnham 

This basically means that you have absolutely no life besides video games and being fat (primarily becase you do not exercise at all and you're diet includes tequitos). This also means that you are a total and complete to about 99% of every human being you meet. You use terms such as, cockbag, douchebag, asshat, cockwhore, dickbag and whorebag. If anyone likes something that you do, such as a television show or a band and they tell one other person about it then they have completely ruined that show or band.

Damn, Roger is being such a farnham right now. He's just so fat!

farnham by godofallandmore November 11, 2006

Farnham skatepark

Farnham “nam” skatepark is a facility located in central Farnham, Surrey. It is a hotspot for daytime binge drinkers and drug addicts. You will often see a man in a purple beanie most commonly drinking out of a 3 litre bottle containing of white cider.

Yo blud, you got a spare riz and fiz? Nah fam go Farnham skatepark

Farnham skatepark by Jdshdvhsbsvx July 10, 2019

Farnham Chant 

(n) A rediculous chant consisting of retarded inside jokes combined together. The Farnham Chant involves hand movements and rediculous comments. Most people will run away while hearing the farnham chant.

"The Farnham Chant was beginning to implode my brains," said McBobus

Farnham Chant by ChaosChronicle January 6, 2004

Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.

Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me

Farnham Heath End School by Toby hallows March 13, 2023

Mrs.Farnham 

A highschool theatre teacher in mustang oklahoma. She loves her job very much and is an amazing director. If you ever get to work with a Mrs.Farnham you should feel blessed

Brenden: yo argonautica was so fun, And it went really well. We won a lot of awards!
Cody: That's because you had Mrs.Farnham as director
Chris: he's right ya know

Mrs.Farnham by Theatre4lifemustang March 17, 2019