Fartbuckle
Fartbuckle by Groyper Kaczynski July 29, 2024
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Person 1- Have you heard of Fartbuckles passing
Person 2- NOOOOOO Fartbuckle
Person 3- RIP Fartbuckle
Person 4- who tf is Fartbuckle?
Peoples 1,2, and 3 in unison- Shut up I can't afford to think about this for much longer!
Person 2- NOOOOOO Fartbuckle
Person 3- RIP Fartbuckle
Person 4- who tf is Fartbuckle?
Peoples 1,2, and 3 in unison- Shut up I can't afford to think about this for much longer!
Fartbuckle by The Sesbian librarian July 30, 2024
Related Words
fart buckle • Fartbuckling • Fartfuckle • fartnuckle • Fartsuckle • fartbubble • fartfucker • fartsucker • fartickle • FartBucks
FartBucks
A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.
Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.
“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”
Fartsickle
Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010
fartfucker
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
fartfucker by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015
fart buckle
when two friends place their asses against one another then each slide slightly to the side, placing a cheek in each others crack. then both parties fart to "close" the buckle.
fart buckle by jenkum trotter July 6, 2011