Fartbuckle

He was the best goblin companion a man could ask for. Saving us from a magic crystal.

Fartbuckle saves friends…

by Groyper Kaczynski July 29, 2024

Fartbuckle

The legendary goblin who saved their friends from a magic crystal

Person 1- Have you heard of Fartbuckles passing
Person 2- NOOOOOO Fartbuckle
Person 3- RIP Fartbuckle
Person 4- who tf is Fartbuckle?
Peoples 1,2, and 3 in unison- Shut up I can't afford to think about this for much longer!

by The Sesbian librarian July 30, 2024

FartBucks

A form of currency, obtained by farting. Currently not backed by precious metals, but may be backed by shit soon. To combat inflation, every fart that wishes to be converted, must:
•Be above 47 decibels
•Leave a stench (stinkier my accumulate interest)
•Last at least 0.35 seconds (farts above 1 sec may accumulate interest)
Farts can be judged by a certified Federal Fart Inspector or 5 males within your vicinity that can collectively decide your fart’s value. FartBucks currently are valued along with shitcoin, but nothing can currently be purchased with these FartBucks as our FartBank project was declined by numerous state and city governments.

Uses the 𓈝 symbol for currency.

“Tyler nearly tore himself a new asshole, but damn they gave him 5 whole FartBucks”

“Many Farttrepreneurs now a days are investing their FartBucks to achieve their american dream”

by Danull February 14, 2019

Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.

Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?

by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

fartfucker

someone who has sex with farts

When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

fartfunkled

Very confused, no relative clue as to what is going on

He was as fartfunkled as a baby in a topless bar

by Amber June 30, 2004

fart buckle

when two friends place their asses against one another then each slide slightly to the side, placing a cheek in each others crack. then both parties fart to "close" the buckle.

i barely got my pants off when my girl crept up behind and fart buckled me.

by jenkum trotter July 6, 2011