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cat fart 

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!
cat fart by Anonymous November 9, 2003

Cat Fart 

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.
Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*
Cat Fart by treximeanbob January 23, 2011

cat fart 

A fart like sound being emitted from the vagina. Also known as queef.
Bob heard a fart come from her vagina. Known as a cat fart.
cat fart by Wanda12399BOB February 13, 2008

cat fart 

When someone of asian origin passes wind, and the stench lingers
Ohhhh that cat fart is unbelievable! Can sure smell some cat in that one!
cat fart by Chesty LaRue May 21, 2003

Fart Catcher 

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.
Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.
Fart Catcher by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

Fart Catchers 

Large or baggy female underwear, usually worn in place of a thong on a heavy flow day.
1. See-through white pants are completely pointless when the bitch is wearing fart catchers.
2. She should wear a t-bar, not those damn huge fart catchers.
Fart Catchers by Brian the Wop August 10, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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