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Feesneeze 

Sneezing, while sitting on the toilet, with half a turd already hanging out of your ass.
I was halfway finished with a slow, peaceful slam in stall #3, when all of the sudden I feesneezed and the brown torpedo was fired rather quickly.
Feesneeze by Ninjee Star June 20, 2011

Farbreeze 

The ability to openly flatulate due to the fact that you are outside, when an internal passing of gas would be uncomfortable.
"Wow, thank God for that Farbreeze. That meeting was so long I thought I would explode. i couldn't wait to get outside"
Farbreeze by ABSeez September 5, 2007

fasheezee my neezee 

fasheezee means "for sure" in the dictionary of "Snoop Dog".

my is plain english.

Neezee means "Nigga" or "Nigger" which is an Affrican American.
You wanna grab a sandwitch?

Fasheezee my neezee
fasheezee my neezee by Rabbie April 27, 2006
When you sneeze and fart at the same time.
* Also see "snarted".
Person 1: Jeez, I just farted and sneeze at the same time !
Person 2: Haha, you faneeze !

fasheezee my neezee 

ok,sure,yes ect.(substitute for fashizzle my nizzle)
you down wit that?
fasheeze my neezee

farbreeze 

A household cleaner derived from febreeze. Used to relieve the smell that a farbod leaves in the air and on your furniture after they have slept over your house.
I need to whip out my farbreeze
farbreeze by Lucas February 19, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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