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A very large man with at least 5 rolls and 7 chins. A faneece frequents fast food joints such as McDonalds and Burger King all hours of the day.
Holy shit did you see that faneece on the bus? Her ass took up 2 chairs!
faneece by MOIKOOO September 27, 2009
Related Words
fageeze (fah-jeeeeeeeeeeez)

1.(adj) the way someone acts if they have a large stick up their ass.
Brian: YOU GUYS SUCK. GET JOBS. I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO!
Hemang: damn, Brian is being mad fageeze.
David: Yea I know! It's like he has a huge stick up his ass!
fageeze by HdawgKshizzle August 10, 2009
old spelling of sneeze. The initial f was confused with a funny long-s (ſ). People then thought the word was really ſneeze. The fact that the word was confused with neeze didn't help either.
Don't fneeze on me, mister.

The Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact fneezed out of the nose of a being known as the Great Green Arkleseizure.
source modified from Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Why does pepper always make me fneeze?

Why should we bless people who fneeze?
fneeze by Regulus Pistor February 14, 2014
a pleasant word one arrives at when searching through the fn words, looking for one not concerned with pooing
Catherine was determined to discover a fn word that had absolutely nothing to do with pooing. As she clicked on fneeze, she jumped up and high-fived Bobby, who then proceede to snart viciously. Catherine took this to be a commentary on her quest, and stuck a pencil up his nose. Happily for her, he did not die, nor did the unfortunate aroma left by his snart. It filled the room and Catherine, being of a delicate disposition, passed out, her head filled with the possiblities of fneezing...
fneeze by bringe September 18, 2008
Kind, fun loving and sensitive. She is the best friend a person could want and never ever gives up under pressure.
Goodness that Faneece is so amazing.
Faneece by JinSai June 24, 2012

Farneeze 

To pass gas and sneeze at the same time.
I just farneezed!
Farneeze by Nikabod May 24, 2010