farquhar 

1) a homo who doesnt have the balls to admit that he couldnt get with a girl, and has to blame his friends for cockblocking him

2) a piece of shit that is very, very small in magnitude

3) gender confused

Definition 1-

Guy 1- wow, way to cockblock me last night. I was totally gonna hook up with that hot girl.
Guy 2- Wow, blaming it on me u farquhar. and that girl was a guy

Definition 2-

Wow, i thought i was gonna take a huge dump, but only a little farquhar came out.

farquhar by dchoi_lakkkersss June 1, 2009

Farquhar Middle School 

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...

Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd

Farquhar Middle School by 8th grader of 2011 April 17, 2011

dootna farquhar

It's a replacement word to fill the space when you forget the word you need to say/ can't think of the word you want to say. Whatsee whosit um

Can you pass me the dootna farquhar?
Have you seen my freakin dootna farquhar?
What's for tea? It's a chickeney dootna farquhar.

dootna farquhar by PB Bear February 24, 2004

Lachlan Farquhar 

The biggest idiot you will ever meet. A dirty, dark sense of humour that often gets him into trouble, yet his true friends find him hilarious. He is not afraid to speak his mind, and that often gets him into trouble as well, yet often for speaking the truth. Extremely horny, and is an early bloomer. A great sex candidate for anyone male or female, and overall a great guy.

woah xd that guy over there with all the year 9 chicks is SUCH a lachlan farquhar, i wish i could be like him.

Lachlan Farquhar by suitablefucker April 19, 2018

William Farquhar 

William Farquhar is considered by most the "True Founder of Singapore", if having to choose between Sir Stamford Raffles, himself and Crawfurd(after learning about each) he is good person who let people consume opium to get more $$$ to develop singapore

William Farquhar.

William Farquhar by X_CheeseFries_X April 26, 2022

Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

lord farquard 

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015