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1) a homo who doesnt have the balls to admit that he couldnt get with a girl, and has to blame his friends for cockblocking him

2) a piece of shit that is very, very small in magnitude

3) gender confused

Definition 1-

Guy 1- wow, way to cockblock me last night. I was totally gonna hook up with that hot girl.
Guy 2- Wow, blaming it on me u farquhar. and that girl was a guy

Definition 2-

Wow, i thought i was gonna take a huge dump, but only a little farquhar came out.

farquhar by dchoi_lakkkersss June 1, 2009

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Farquhar Middle School

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...

Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd

Farquhar Middle School by 8th grader of 2011 April 17, 2011

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dootna farquhar

It's a replacement word to fill the space when you forget the word you need to say/ can't think of the word you want to say. Whatsee whosit um

Can you pass me the dootna farquhar?
Have you seen my freakin dootna farquhar?
What's for tea? It's a chickeney dootna farquhar.

dootna farquhar by PB Bear February 24, 2004

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Lachlan Farquhar

The biggest idiot you will ever meet. A dirty, dark sense of humour that often gets him into trouble, yet his true friends find him hilarious. He is not afraid to speak his mind, and that often gets him into trouble as well, yet often for speaking the truth. Extremely horny, and is an early bloomer. A great sex candidate for anyone male or female, and overall a great guy.

woah xd that guy over there with all the year 9 chicks is SUCH a lachlan farquhar, i wish i could be like him.

Lachlan Farquhar by suitablefucker April 19, 2018

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William Farquhar

William Farquhar is considered by most the "True Founder of Singapore", if having to choose between Sir Stamford Raffles, himself and Crawfurd(after learning about each) he is good person who let people consume opium to get more $$$ to develop singapore

William Farquhar.

William Farquhar by X_CheeseFries_X April 26, 2022

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Farquarding

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

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lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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