1) a homo who doesnt have the balls to admit that he couldnt get with a girl, and has to blame his friends for cockblocking him

2) a piece of shit that is very, very small in magnitude

3) gender confused
Definition 1-

Guy 1- wow, way to cockblock me last night. I was totally gonna hook up with that hot girl.
Guy 2- Wow, blaming it on me u farquhar. and that girl was a guy

Definition 2-

Wow, i thought i was gonna take a huge dump, but only a little farquhar came out.
by dchoi_lakkkersss June 01, 2009
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It's a replacement word to fill the space when you forget the word you need to say/ can't think of the word you want to say. Whatsee whosit um
Can you pass me the dootna farquhar?
Have you seen my freakin dootna farquhar?
What's for tea? It's a chickeney dootna farquhar.
by PB Bear February 24, 2004
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A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...
Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd
by 8th grader of 2011 March 30, 2011
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The biggest idiot you will ever meet. A dirty, dark sense of humour that often gets him into trouble, yet his true friends find him hilarious. He is not afraid to speak his mind, and that often gets him into trouble as well, yet often for speaking the truth. Extremely horny, and is an early bloomer. A great sex candidate for anyone male or female, and overall a great guy.
woah xd that guy over there with all the year 9 chicks is SUCH a lachlan farquhar, i wish i could be like him.
by suitablefucker November 06, 2017
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