Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.

fartive glance by RedSonya March 24, 2009

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farnicerous

adj. 1. Having or deserving of glory
2. glorious
3. awesome, stupendous, clever and unique

That was a completely farnicerous story.

Jesus was a farnicerous dude, back in the day.

That was the most farnicerous concert.

farnicerous by The_Spider April 3, 2010

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fanniversary

The anniversary of the date you entered a fandom, based on whatever you consider the genesis of becoming a fan.

"You know, one year ago today I drew my first "Harry Potter" fanart."
"Oh my God, like, happy one year fanniversary!"

fanniversary by Omusubi October 23, 2005

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Farnies

To be far away. A bastardization of Boonies+ Far = Farnies.

My dorm room is in the farnies.

Farnies by Crystal Acuna October 10, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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