Farnive 

A joke that is meant to be funny but comes off offensive

Telling a lesbian joke to Rosie O'donnel would be farnive

Farnive by Bawinkle March 14, 2010

Farnie 

A person who is lost who you have been looking for everywhere.

I'm looking for Farnie, have you seen him?

Farnie by Noiph October 15, 2021

Farnie 

Someone who wears the same clothes every day.

That boy is a farnie because he always wears his jeans and shirt to school everyday.

Farnie by Anonymous May 31, 2003

fartive glance 

That sneaky look over your shoulder to see if anyone just heard (or smelled) your fart.

Having eaten too many beans for breakfast, Michael let out squeaky fart just before the opening hymn at church. A fartive glance at the old lady behind him indicated that she had heard and smelled his squeaker, and she was not impressed.

fartive glance by RedSonya March 24, 2009

farnicerous

adj. 1. Having or deserving of glory
2. glorious
3. awesome, stupendous, clever and unique

That was a completely farnicerous story.

Jesus was a farnicerous dude, back in the day.

That was the most farnicerous concert.

farnicerous by The_Spider April 3, 2010

fanniversary 

The anniversary of the date you entered a fandom, based on whatever you consider the genesis of becoming a fan.

"You know, one year ago today I drew my first "Harry Potter" fanart."
"Oh my God, like, happy one year fanniversary!"

fanniversary by Omusubi October 23, 2005

Farnies 

To be far away. A bastardization of Boonies+ Far = Farnies.

My dorm room is in the farnies.

Farnies by Crystal Acuna October 10, 2004