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Chris Farleyed 

Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.
Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.
Chris Farleyed by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010

chris farley 

One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.
God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.
chris farley by Oz January 1, 2005

FARLEY LIKE

able to consume huge amounts of alcohol with no discernible effect
By consuming an entire bottle of vodka his performance in the bar was truly farley like
FARLEY LIKE by BUBBA July 8, 2004

Farley Hat 

The dirtiest of all polish insults. Used to describe someone dirty or extremely weird looking.
What's that farley hat doing in my yard!?
That kid there is one dirty farley hat.
Farley Hat by Omegle1000 January 4, 2010

Charles U Farley 

spoonerism of a societal taunt "Fuck You Charley", meant to express contempt or defiance.
The mailbox is registered under the name Charles U Farley.

Farleyfied 

1. To satisfy an old lady with great service.

2. To pleasure an old lady uncontrollably.

3. To leave young women feeling violated.
Holy shit I've just been Farleyfied!!!

'Lady walks out of a room all hot and flustered' - I've just been Farleynated
Farleyfied by kaardon July 27, 2011